2011 Irish Two Faced Eel Hunting Season opens on Tuesday
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    Default 2011 Irish Two Faced Eel Hunting Season opens on Tuesday

    The Irish two faced eel also know as the slieveen (latin;Fianna Failus Coruptus in Extremus) season begins on Tuesday, These slippery slimy,vicious yokes must be handled carefully. If you trap any, they'll promise you everything and and anything but when released will turn and devour you. Before a swift kick would be enough but this year electocution, stranglation, stoning,knifing and dept charging are being allowed in fact being made mandatory. You will know one straight away, they'll lurk in the murky, slimy part of the sespit, also in stagnant reaches of pools and swamps. They are bottom feeders aswell as the lower levels of pond life. All people over the ages of 18 are obliged to partake.
    Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow.

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    The slimy sidewinders did their best to postpone the opening of the season.

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    This repulsive creature can also be recognised by its ability to speak out of both sides of its mouth and its a***hole at the same time.

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